My gastroenteritis experience

As you may have noticed I haven't been blogging for the past few days. The reason is due to gastroenteritis which led me to an intimate experience with the chinese porcelain. This is Day 4 and so far I have been doing poop soup every two hours, drinking water and eating nearly nothing. 

My friends, this is a terrible experience and I have learned these things so it will never happen again to you:

1. Wash your hands well after touch common areas (doors, sink mixers, bus hangers, etc)
2. Do not eat from dodgy places (cheap kebabs, mc donald's, etc)

I am anticipating to get a bit better by end of week. 

Flushes the toilet.