Maltese National Emblem

Dr Edward Fenech Adami and Dr. Michael Gonzi today announced that they are changing the National Emblem of Malta from a SHIELD to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. Dr. Alfred Sant seconded the motion. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

The colours chosen reflects both sides of the House.

The Speaker.

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