Saturday, April 01, 2006

Which cold symptom do you hate the most?


And no, this question doesn’t mean I’m trying to state that my cold symptoms are worse than yours.

Honest question… you have a cold, flu, whatever. It has the normal symptoms… runny nose, sore throat, cough, chill, dizziness, sneezing, maybe a rash, evil head growth, whatever. Which one is the worst?

Me, it’s the sore throat. I hate those. Mostly because everything else can be handled with some kind of medicine, or copious amounts of alcohol. But I have yet to find anything that takes the edge off a sore throat. Lozenges? Nope. Vicks? Try again. Advil Cold & Sinus? Don’t think so.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I have to pass this Saturday night at home saving myself from eternal shame of asking the barman for water with honey and lemon :/

So maybe in my next life I’ll start a bio-med company to make a medicine that actually works on a sore throat… not sure how, but something that actually frickin’ works.

(No, oral sex doesn't work either)
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